Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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