I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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