Define "chronic" masturbator.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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