Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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