This is not my ceiling
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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