Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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