No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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