you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize