Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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