I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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