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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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