Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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