I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Porn is love you can see.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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