Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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