I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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