I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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