You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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