So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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