her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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