I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Even my vagina gasped.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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