When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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