I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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