I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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