i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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