can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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