You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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