ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
And then he peed in my hair
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