so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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