some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
