Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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