my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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