What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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