In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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