are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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