I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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