Say something about gay babies.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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