wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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