The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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