well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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