Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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