Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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