so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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