You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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