You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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