Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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