Do you still have your period?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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