i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
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So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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