Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So much Jack, so little girl.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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