He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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