WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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