apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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