Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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